Disney Demotivational Poster
UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.
DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!
DISNEY LIFE LESSONS - What Did You Think They Were Teaching?
MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.
JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!
HELL IS FOR CHILDREN - Because it's just like Disney World! It's really hot, the lines never end, and all you hear is people screaming.
EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.
PRINCESS EILONWY - Yes, she IS a Disney Princess! (Suck on that, Cinderella!)
HAPPY EVER AFTER - Who said it lasts forever? This ain't make-believe you know!
CHINA - When they finally realised America probably won't pay them back, they decided to fully embrace Capitalism.
CIRCLE OF LIFE - It's a bit different than what Disney showed you.
SUDDENLY.. - Jafar doesn't seem all that crazy anymore.
2 GIRLS 1 CUP - It's a ride.
THIS SPRING -
THEN IT HIT ME -
SORCERER'S APPRENTICE -
REPRESSED - Somehow I don't think it is the artists who are repressed. How long would it take you to find this if it wasn't pointed out
CAN'T SWIM - CLOWN WILL EAT ME
MERLIN IS A PIMP! - The ladies love his magic wand!
PIRATES OF WONDERLAND - But why is the tea gone?!
THE LADIES OF DISNEY - There is a reason they are called characters
MAD LOVE - What did he slip into her tea?
VILLAINESS KOMBAT - The Disney Villainesses try out Street Fighting.
POST APOCALYPTIC DISNEY PRINCESS -
GEEK... - But still watching Disney on VHS.
HATTER VS. HATTER - The cartoon one is nowhere near as creepy as Depp!
DISNEY CHANNEL - The only place in which people that have no talent, can obtain a career.....
MAID MARIAN - Disney's foxiest lady!
CROSSOVERS - Every time you think they can't go any further... And every time you are wrong!
TINKERBELLS TWIN - Continues the cliché that the brunette is always the evil one… At least she doesn’t have the little Van Dyke beard.
Disney's CARS -
GIRLS NIGHT OUT -
HAPPINESS - Money can get you to the happiest place on earth but you still can't buy it.
HAPPY AS A PUPPET CAN BE -
THOSE WACKY DISNEY GIRLS - Who knew TINKERBELL has such a nice RACK?
KINKY TINK - Hella fine pixie!
DISNEY - Creating more and more over emotional bitches... One show at a time
HIGH SCHOOL PRINCESSES - I'm suprised Disney hasn't done them like THIS yet.
DISNEY PRINCESES - yep they are just so sweet
DISNEY'S FIRST -
SLENDER MAN IS EVERYWHERE - Even in cartoons
DEMONSTRATIONS - "Taking the Mickey out of someone" Just got a whole new meaning.
SMILE - Sometimes everybody's a comedian :)
GIVING HEAD - That's the only reason he stays with her.
DISNEY WORLD -
VICTOR VON DOOM - is not very pleased at the acquisition of Marvel Comics by Disney.
DEADMAU5 - This is Mickey Mouse on ecstasy.
STAR WARS DISNEY VERSION -
PINK EYE -
DISNEY - It wasn't always cuteness and fun, kiddies. After all, there was a reason Smokey Robinson had a song called 'Mickey's Monkey'.
AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey.
DISNEY - has taken a new and a somewhat better direction
THE WORD INATOR - Makes sucky inventions that will be the cause of your defeat seem less sucky
DISNEY DIVERSIFICATION - i am lost for words actually
VACATION INSURANCE - Suddenly worth every penny
CO-HOST 3000 VS. WALL-E - THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
DISNEY JOES - If Jerry Bruckheimer was doing the G.I. Joe movie...
DISNEY WORLD - The Best Birth Control
Disney Shoes -
IF THAT MOVIE WAS MADE WITH RL ACTORS -
TINKERBELL - She's Bear-curious
WE ALL GROW UP - so why shouldn't our favorites grow out
THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH - Yeah...right!
DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace.
SUM AND SUBSTANCE -
SLEEPOVERS - Theres no age limit
DO YOU REMEMBER OSWALD? - Neither Does The Rest Of The World.
LOST IN SPACE - Now this would make a great TV show!
IS NOTHING SACRED? - Pervs make everything sexy...don't we?
HIGHER TAXES STOLE MY TRIP - If your parents' taxes went up, they make more than $250K a year. They lied to you about not being able to afford the trip.
DISNEY - Not all fun and games
TINKERBELL - You know that I would be a liar, If I was to say to you Girl, we couldn't get much higher Come on baby, light my fire - The Doors
PRINCESSES - They do drugs now. Disney took the Amy Winehouse route.
WALT DISNEY - That's what happens when you hire Hannibal Lecter.
THE DISNEY CHANNEL - Making whores out of drama queens since Mickey Mouse died
M.I.C.-K.E.Y. - T.I.T-T.EE!
DISNEYLAND - Does things to people
PINOCCHIO - WISHES HE HAD A PENIS
Life Lessons -
Point Of Contention -
nonsensical nonsense #4 -
where dreams come true -
Halloween Party 2013 -
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